Ermmmm....you ordered a chocolate malt and you didn't get a straw? I think you should slap them silly with tacky glitter garland. Then stuff two candy canes in each of their ears. Just sayin'.
The problem with that is the weak ass cup. The lid creates a more "sturdy" drinking vessel when held in the hands. Remove the lid and you remove the rigidity... it dribbles all over the place while trying to sip it.
Alrighty then...I see the need for straws no longer exists. LOL Prollie would have snorted everything back out during that conversation that went on here anyway!
plug a nostril and inhale deeply :D
ReplyDeleteThe straw thief hit me last night...no fun!!
ReplyDeleteHow dare they?
ReplyDeleteYou're really no help, Angela's mom! Pffffft
ReplyDeleteAnd napkins... No napkins. So now I'm thirsty AND messy!!
ReplyDeletehands duckie a spare from the glove box......
ReplyDeleteYou do come in handy, don't ya? :D
ReplyDeleteWell I am a mom and we always have extras
ReplyDeleteMy car has bonus stuff too for just those visits!
ReplyDeleteErmmmm....you ordered a chocolate malt and you didn't get a straw? I think you should slap them silly with tacky glitter garland. Then stuff two candy canes in each of their ears. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteWow... so four candy canes? You're very precise in your doling out of punishments.
ReplyDeleteI guess I just need to visit...
ReplyDeleteMy guest room is yours!! Remember how to get here?
ReplyDeleteSouth and east.
ReplyDeleteAnd south again.
ReplyDeleteYou got it! COME ON DUCKIE!!!! Fly South for the holidays!!
ReplyDeleteI do NOT eff around with my punishments. I go for maximum creativity and pain.
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when you're mean to me!
ReplyDeleteNu uh... this is...
ReplyDelete"click"
*gasps*
ReplyDelete*pouts*
*weeps*
*sniffles*
Now Ang...Duckie doesn't mean it that way! He is having a bad day and just needs some TLC!
ReplyDeletegeesh! did you even TRY my suggestion???? lolol its not like I was gonna run a straw to Ohio for ya!
ReplyDeleteHe was mean before his day got bad! lol
ReplyDeleteShhhh... it's alright... c'mere...
ReplyDelete*PET THE KITTY! PET THE KITTY!!*
Hahahahahahaha!
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Shame on you!
*kicks you in shin*
thht thht thht thht
Nice to see you two playing so nicely for Christmas!!!
ReplyDeleteThht thht -ouch- thht thht
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*smiles*
ReplyDeleteWha'?
ReplyDeleteShe started it. She called me a name.
I didn't say anything about who started or stopped...just what I saw between you!
ReplyDeleteso take the lid off and drink it. dur!
ReplyDelete*gasps* I did not!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI sooo wasn't going there! Duckie was quite sweet to me a little while ago!
ReplyDeleteHe knows how to be sweet!? *completely shocked*
ReplyDeleteHA!
ReplyDeleteI'll go there....
he could get a blasted spoon FFS!
The problem with that is the weak ass cup. The lid creates a more "sturdy" drinking vessel when held in the hands. Remove the lid and you remove the rigidity... it dribbles all over the place while trying to sip it.
ReplyDeleteyou too, eh?
ReplyDeleteguess there's a first time for everything
whaaa?!?!
It was TEA!
ReplyDeleteCould it possibly be the person holding the cup?! lmao
ReplyDeleteNo...
ReplyDeleteI am still thinking it isn't possible!
ReplyDeletethat my friend sounds like a very serious personal problem
ReplyDeletedocs give antibiotics for things like this *snickers*
you sure about that?
ReplyDelete*chokes and snorts*
ReplyDeleteGood thing I didn't say "suck it" huh?
ReplyDeletesucking would either cure the lack of rigidity
ReplyDeleteswallowing would cure the dripping
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ReplyDeleteM
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CAN'T
BREATHE!
COIB!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Too funny!
ReplyDeletehe started it!
ReplyDeleteand all over lack of straws
pfffffffffffft!
ReplyDeleteShup Dribbler!
You first suc... shhhhhh....
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*faints*
isn't that illegal between ducks and kitties in most states???
ReplyDeleteI'm far enough into Appalachia that it doesn't really matter the relation... :D
ReplyDeleteThat would explain the dribbling :P
ReplyDeleteThis just makes me giggle! Should I be commiserating? I sowwy! *grins*
ReplyDeleteAlrighty then...I see the need for straws no longer exists. LOL Prollie would have snorted everything back out during that conversation that went on here anyway!
ReplyDeleteWow, there's actually nothing I could add to this. i think it's all been said.
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