Not funny

I know this shit is real, but when I read things like this, I imagine in my head... real puppets. Like the Thunderbirds.

"We do not hide (the fact) that the revolutionary armed forces ... including the strategic rocket forces are keeping within the scope of strike not only the bases of the puppet forces and the U.S. imperialist aggression forces' bases in the inviolable land of Korea, but also Japan, Guam and the U.S. mainland," KCNA said.

"Puppet forces and the U.S. imperialist aggression forces..." That's the part that gets me. Who really says those things and is taken seriously? North Korea, evidently.